D is for Dreadful Dating Disasters.
My worst dating disaster was in a cafe in East Hoathly. http://www.muffinscafe.co.uk
Date was from the free dating website www.freedating.co.uk
Being in a relationship, part of a couple can be a wonderful thing but some dates are absolutely dreadful. My worst date was with a retired 60 year old man whose life was filled with growing potatoes and walking his dogs.
Dreadful Dating disaster 1: He didn’t offer me a coffee. I had to buy my own. Dreadful Dating Disaster 2. I sat down. He looked out of the window saw some dog poo on the pavement & talked about dog poo for the next 15 minutes which led to him talking about his dogs for the next hour – Pippin & Congo. He talked about their names, their bowel movements, their daily routines. His ‘babies’ were number one in his life. He kep saying ‘you want a man with a dog don’t you?’
Dreadful Dating Disaster 3. He didn’t want to ask anything about my life & actually said ‘please excuse me time is limited so I will steam ahead with everything I want to say.’ I’m patient. I listened for an hour then made my excuses to go. Dreadful Dating Disaster 4. He told me off for having my mobile on the table (I had it on view for any work calls) which led to him getting angry about drivers using mobiles & women checking their phones during dates. Dreadful Dating Disaster 5. He has an allotment but said there were too many Poles growing too much cabbage!